A stripper gave me a balloon

A stripper gave me a balloon

I went to a Neutral Milk Hotel concert and afterwards I went to a bar. After two margaritas and a patron shot I went into the bathroom and said “aye you want that dick sucked though” to a guy in restroom and he was “yeah you got some bitches” and I was like uuuuuhhh. And he was like ” aww nigga you gay” and then he proceeded to leave the bathroom and screamed ” the nigga in the bathroom is gay as fuck and he done smoked too much fucking weed (courtesy of a nice guy at the Neutral milk hotel concert)” and this created a really awkward moment for the couple I was talking to at the bar who probably thought I wanted to have a threesome. Then I left and went to the strip club. Oh yeah and someone stole my bike. Life.

(Source: cali-cocaine)

mauving:

just so you know…

I like how he cringes after she says that she’s his state senator. He’s like damn i’m about to lose my job.

I guess Fairy Tail is a shoujo manga now, that’s cool.

smjbws:

myulteriormotive:

How Frank Ocean came out.

and nobody even realized it

asylum-art:

asylum-art:
Architectural Watercolors by Sunga Park
on Behance , Flickr
Sunga Park lives and work in Busan, South Korea as a graphic designer and illustrator, creating architectural, washy watercolor illustrations and cultural portraits from her surroundings. 
asylum-art:

asylum-art:
Architectural Watercolors by Sunga Park
on Behance , Flickr
Sunga Park lives and work in Busan, South Korea as a graphic designer and illustrator, creating architectural, washy watercolor illustrations and cultural portraits from her surroundings. 
asylum-art:

asylum-art:
Architectural Watercolors by Sunga Park
on Behance , Flickr
Sunga Park lives and work in Busan, South Korea as a graphic designer and illustrator, creating architectural, washy watercolor illustrations and cultural portraits from her surroundings. 
asylum-art:

asylum-art:
Architectural Watercolors by Sunga Park
on Behance , Flickr
Sunga Park lives and work in Busan, South Korea as a graphic designer and illustrator, creating architectural, washy watercolor illustrations and cultural portraits from her surroundings. 
asylum-art:

asylum-art:
Architectural Watercolors by Sunga Park
on Behance , Flickr
Sunga Park lives and work in Busan, South Korea as a graphic designer and illustrator, creating architectural, washy watercolor illustrations and cultural portraits from her surroundings. 
asylum-art:

asylum-art:
Architectural Watercolors by Sunga Park
on Behance , Flickr
Sunga Park lives and work in Busan, South Korea as a graphic designer and illustrator, creating architectural, washy watercolor illustrations and cultural portraits from her surroundings. 
asylum-art:

asylum-art:
Architectural Watercolors by Sunga Park
on Behance , Flickr
Sunga Park lives and work in Busan, South Korea as a graphic designer and illustrator, creating architectural, washy watercolor illustrations and cultural portraits from her surroundings. 
asylum-art:

asylum-art:
Architectural Watercolors by Sunga Park
on Behance , Flickr
Sunga Park lives and work in Busan, South Korea as a graphic designer and illustrator, creating architectural, washy watercolor illustrations and cultural portraits from her surroundings. 
asylum-art:

asylum-art:
Architectural Watercolors by Sunga Park
on Behance , Flickr
Sunga Park lives and work in Busan, South Korea as a graphic designer and illustrator, creating architectural, washy watercolor illustrations and cultural portraits from her surroundings. 
asylum-art:

asylum-art:
Architectural Watercolors by Sunga Park
on Behance , Flickr
Sunga Park lives and work in Busan, South Korea as a graphic designer and illustrator, creating architectural, washy watercolor illustrations and cultural portraits from her surroundings.

asylum-art:

asylum-art:

Architectural Watercolors by Sunga Park

on Behance , Flickr

Sunga Park lives and work in Busan, South Korea as a graphic designer and illustrator, creating architectural, washy watercolor illustrations and cultural portraits from her surroundings.

i saw a homeless man masturbating today. my life is so eventful.

Katie and I would get along nicely

"Only be with someone who you think you can learn from. They should be smarter than you in certain ways so that you can continue to grow and be interested. Above all, you should undoubtedly be proud that you are with them."
— (via slightlycaptivated)

(Source: mindtricks-)